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Goldfire64
I read the news today oh boy About a lucky man who made the grave And though the news was rather sad Well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed

Age 33, Male

IT nonsense.

my house, duh.

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Your infected with fab. your stuck with it for life.

No! there must be a cure!

Don't worry, I'll be sure to infect you if you're systems are low.

This is brilliant! I can now have two different samples of the disease. Ok go ahead and give me the other strain.

You are one of us now. Once you go fab, you generally do not change to another aura color, I suppose.

Send me a pic of you without a shirt on so I can fap to it

same its really contagious :3

I see he got you to.

I HAVE MADE AN ANTIDOTE! SEE? I AM CURED!

TAKE IT NOW BEFORE THE OTHER FABS DO!!!

That can't be!! Did you mix the urine with the loin hormones after step five of heating the essence of Freddy Mercury? Every time i do that the lion finds the sheep attractive and i have to buy more Tootsie-pops.

Oh I can give you some more strains, just kneel down ;0

Oh like this?

Fab is fab. There's nothing more to say. YOU WIN!

Fab: Making Newgrounds pink since 2007.

ChocEliteBar: Making Newgrounds users Fab since October 2009.

:3
and also :D

I refuse to Fab until the next day comes; I shall deposit and throw down my nailboard for a new weapon, a weapon of steel... A tire iron.

:3

It shall be a glorious tire iron.

oh nooooo.

I got infected again.

it is an elite strain that reoccurs and stays with you for life.

THE CURE IS TWO HOURS OF CONCENTRATED HATE AND CYNICISM

FUCK

there is no way it could be something that simple. lol

are you sure the formula is right?

i have
hate- hat X penis + socks- ? + 1/2 aids = Fab

Life + hatred / anger - happiness = Evil

Life + happiness - anger / hatred = Light

Etc etc for everything.